Hook Chas UP

I recently came across a website of Chas, a bachelor who claims he’s too busy and has not had much luck with online dating. Chas has offered $10,000 to help him get married.

I want dissect a few pieces of this. There is a reason why Chas has not had much success with online dating or women in general, and it’s evident with his website. The biggest problem for Chas’s cause, is that his site doesn’t help you at all. There is not a fair presentation of himself to help you win some money.

For starters, his website has contrived pictures that you would see in a J-Crew advertisement. There is not to much there that suggests what kind of fun Chas likes to have. I’m sure he’s a witty guy but these pictures do nothing to show any passion or emotion from Chas. They are all made up, posed shots. Women need to see emotion and passion in your pictures to get a real sense of who you are. They like to place themselves in your pictures and wonder what it would be like to hang out with you. Chas’s pictures do nothing except capture his good side.

Let’s talk about where he mentions the kind of women he is into. The first thing Chas says is, “I dunno”. That tells women that Chas has no preference for what he wants, that he has very little experience with women and that he also does not want to exclude anyone. Sorry Chas, that is just unsexy to women. She wants to know that she is the one, that you are selective, not that you will go for anyone. That reeks of desperation.

The second thing Chas says he wants in a woman is, “fun and kind”. Really Chas, is that the best you could come up with? How about rolling into your favorite bar and going up to the first woman you see and asking her, “So are you diggin the music here?” or “So do you come here often?” Chas, your online profile is killing you.

Then, Chas follows that up with, “spontaneous, a good sense of humor”. Wow Chas, that sounds like any body with a pulse. Nothing like the smell of desperation to help you out. If you’re going to offer a prize, please help people help you.

Lastly, is the brilliant, “I’ll stop here and see what happens”. Thank god you did stop there or you might have bored everyone to sleep. Come on Chas, for a dude who went through the trouble to put together this site I would have hoped for a better presentation. I had high hopes for you Chas.

I don’t even want to go into the “about me” section. One look at those stats and you can tell Chas really doesn’t care what kind of women he meets because he really couldn’t care less about describing himself. I bet deep down inside he really is not so stoked on himself.

I am not asking you to brag here Chas, but give the ladies something to get excited about. Other than you have enough money to offer a prize to anyone that can deal with your blandness.

The best picture you threw up there is the one of you as a child. Hopefully that is actually you. That pictures actually shows some emotion in your otherwise lifeless ad for a mate.

Good luck Chas, I wish you lots of it. I Hope you don’t find someone only interested in your money cause it seems like that’s the only reason you have to feel good about yourself.