If you are like most men you figure, “Hey I shampoo, the suds tend to fall onto the rest of my body, what else do I need to do?” Well it is time to wake up! A bar of soap or body wash should touch EVERY inch of your body, even between your toes. Washing between your legs and your pits just doesn’t cut it. Just because you can’t smell your calves or your back, doesn’t mean they are clean. Washing your back is hard, buy a back scrubber and reduce the amount of zits on your back.
If you really want to have a woman want to run her hands all over you, get yourself some salt scrub and actually scrub the old dead smelly skin off your body. The side benefit is this gets rid of body acne and makes your skin really soft. How do you think strippers get their skin so soft? Don’t worry you would also have lather yourself with lotion everyday to get THAT soft, there is no need to do that.
2. Manscaping is not for gay men.
I’m not saying go and get crazy at Be Bath and Beyond, but if
you are anything like me you have a lot of body hair. Although I suggest getting your back waxed if you are pretty hairy, that is not what I am talking about. I am talking your pubic hair. If you want a woman to enjoy going down on you it’s time to take Johnson in for a trim. Nothing is worse than when your about to come and she interrupts it cause she has a hair stuck in her throat.
Buy a beard trimmer and use it to give yourself a nice trim down there. Trim it to about an 3/4-inch long or less. As a side benefit, the shorter your pubic hair is the longer your Johnson will look. Just don’t shave it or she will fall over laughing at the twelve-year-old boy she just chose to undress.
3. Smell like a guy–use deodorant
Many guys I know refuse to wear deodorant. That works if you
don’t grow much hair, but if you are not one of those guys than it is time to
change. I don’t care who you are, when things get a bit hot and heavy you are
going to get excited and sweat because of it. You have to wear deodorant. If
you are a bit of a hippy like me and don’t like the traditional deodorants
because of all the chemicals try an all natural deodorant.
Also go buy a decent moisturizer. Shaving is hell on your
skin. You don’t have to go to the extent women or metro-sexuals do, but a good
moisturizer will make your face softer and keep you wrinkle free as you get
older
The benefit of these products I listed is you will smell
fresh too and women will notice that more than any smelly cologne you use. I
avoid cologne, it is too easy to over do it. If you do like them have a woman come with you to pick one out.
4. Your breath stinks!
Start off right. You need to be brushing at least twice a
day, flossing every day, and using mouthwash after every time you brush. Even
with all of that your breath still may stink sometimes. Buy a tongue scraper
and add it to your oral hygiene routine. Lastly get some breath mints, avoid
the gum as you look like you are twelve talking to a girl chomping away as you
get nervous.
5. Clean your room; don’t live like a pig!
If you actually want to have any chance of bringing a girl
back to your place you have to keep it clean. Also have a fresh set of sheets
clean and folded on hand in case your sex-capades get a bit messy. Also please
wash your sheets BEFORE you notice you need to. You should wash your sheets as
often as you wash your clothes.
Here are some general suggestions:
- Buy at least 300 thread count sheets. They are a lot softer, and she will notice.
- Have a couple lightly scented or unscented candles in your room with a lighter nearby. (I prefer candles in glass jars because they don’t ever cause a mess.)
- Have a nightstand with a lamp. Getting out of bed to shut off the lights across the room ruins the mood.
- Always have a decent bottle of red and white wine at home. An excuse of having a glass of wine makes the invitation to go back to your place smoother.
- Buy some cheap toothbrushes to give to any overnight guests. This is a simple thing that I find really impresses women!
- Keep your bathroom clean as well, you know she is going to use it.
Hopefully you already do everything on this list.
If not get with it! These can be major turn offs to women. They will not tell you or will likely any of your friends because hygiene is often an embarrassing thing to bring up with someone.
Just because no one has complained yet doesn’t mean you are in the clear. We are usually unaware of our own hygiene failings and sometimes it takes years to realize it. That is why I am telling you now.
You stink! Don’t feel bad–we’re men, it’s normal.
Article by Dan M. (Social Hitchhiker)
My path to success started the moment I realized and accepted I was bad at this whole dating thing. Before that I figured it was just something that would work itself out. At 27 it hadn
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