This is a call to all PUAs:
It’s time to stretch your realm of pickup. This had been something I had been thinking about and planning for quite some time, but… I was never quite motivated enough to take a yoga class even though I had heard that the mixture of women to men ratio was drastically skewed. Yoga attracts all sorts of HBs, gay men, and very very few single straight men. But still, stretching didn’t appeal to me enough to storm the local yoga studios even though I knew that single yoga women must be dying for the opportunity to meet a different type of man (feeling that they’ll never really find the right man in bars or night clubs.. besides, these type of women don’t even go to bars, etc).
Nevertheless, as luck would have it, I closed a 40-something HB from a local night club of mine… and after amazing/transcendental sex from a one-nighter (which was a total surprise to me to connect with her on such a high energy-level) I found out that she was heavily into yoga and practiced several times a week after work. What the hell, I thought? Were all yoga-chicks this in tune with their bodies/energy? On subsequent nights over the next three weeks, I had said to her that I needed to “find myself more yoga chicks.”
Enter happenstance… because not a week later I met my new girl who just happens to be a yoga instructor. And now, I’m seriously in sexual bliss! She resonates a deep feminine sexual vibe that is both grounding to my masculine energy and creates a phenomenal polarity between us. Shockingly, I find most normal women just don’t have this feminine power (the women being locked in their heads and exuding more masculine energy than I would consider sexy while they go about their day checking items off their mental checklists). But my girl is aware of her body – aware of her feminine guile/vibe – and through the practice of yoga (the work of connecting to her body), she revels in being in tune with her body/Yin/feminine energy – the energy that every woman needs to bring her man in order for him to ultimately feel complete.
So naturally, it was only a matter of time before I would have to try yoga in one of my girl’s beginner classes where I was amazed at the response I had from every other woman there. In a “non-prime-time” class, I had started my stretches next to a few HB8s, a HB7 or two, but alas, no 9s or 10s as beginners (except the instructor, of course). But then, a late female arrival came into class … a f’ing HB10 who laid out her mat close to mine. From there, I went through grueling pain (while slightly distracted) as I stretched in positions that required intense muscle strength and reminded me of all the painful things about Kung Fu but without the Kung Fu. This was the torturous stuff I hated doing … and this was the practice of yoga where yoga practitioners seemed to enjoy it. But as the hour finished, I felt as if I had achieved a valuable workout. It was unlike lifting weights, but it gave the impression a harmonious version of calisthenics with good Chi flow.
Then at the end of class, next to the shelves where you could store your personal items during class … the HB10 looked searchingly into my eyes and stood nervously next to me … waiting for me to open her. I flashed a smile and fleeting glance back to her (remember my girl is right there, too) and then walked away to change out of my workout clothes. When I opened the door to go to the locker room, I found that I had to plow through a throng of women (with only a few men) who were waiting for the next yoga class to start with a different instructor. The reactions on the women’s faces were drastic. I quickly became aware that I was fresh meat … a potential yoga single male who hadn’t been ruled out yet as married or gay. Women’s eyes looked into mine; a woman actually stepped out in front of me and blocked me as I tried to pass. Ha! I had to laugh … this was the exact thing I succeeded capturing in my book and revealed in the chapter “Tangled Web Theory.” Here were women trying desperately to trap men vs. men picking up women. It was the perfect paradigm example of how we have been looking at things completely backwards. I f’ing felt like a rock star!
Now … I am resolved in a single truth after that yoga day … if my new girl and I don’t work out … I’m sooo hitting the yoga scene from now on over my usual night clubs and bars! I f’ing can’t express what I had been missing out on until this instant. Yoga is a chick goldmine!
So let me give some tips and tricks (the full detailed versions can also be found inside my eBook, “Instant Sexual Attraction”), but they’re given here because prior to hitting you local yoga class you need to be aware of a few things in order to achieve the best success.
Social Pyramids: Social Pyramids are complex social structures ordered into a hierarchy that consists solely of women. The nature of women is such that they are forced to compete for social standing amongst every other woman present in order to obtain their choice of viable men. This competition can result in a vicious cycle of rumors, talking behind other girl’s backs, and outright slander.
Tangled Web Theory: Know that women trap men and screen you like a job interview. Don’t make the mistake of thinking that you’re actually picking them up. I used to think this too. Switch frames and watch how much more powerful you are in-field.
Enter The Yoga Class:
Rule #1: Women are Watching You! From the very first moment you enter a Social Pyramid, you must be prepared with your best game.
Rule #2: Beware of False Signals. Understand that the more a woman is desired by men, the more popular she will become among other women in her Social Pyramid. Some women are just seeking validation.
Rule #3: Beware of Easy Girls. To pick up or date an easy, low-ranking girl in a Social Pyramid can be disastrous for you and prevent you from navigating upward to the higher-ranking/hotter girls later.
Rule #4: Don’t Stare! Be into your own practice.
Navigating the Yoga Class:
Approach #1: Be The “Different” Guy. From the moment you enter a Social Pyramid, you are there for something other than meeting women.
Approach #2: Bring a Pivot. Bring a hot girl friend (or pivot) to any social pyramid and show her off/hang with her. This will automatically qualify you.
Approach #3: Be the Closed Social Group. Form a large social group which sticks closely together and has lots of fun. If your group is perceived as socially strong, you will attract the attention of higher-ranking girls.
Approach #4: Get Involved. You could promote certain events or help out, or even become a yoga instructor yourself! You must set yourself apart from all the other guys by being a part of what a top-ranking girl has invested herself in and finds valuable.
On a last note: if you are someone who can feel the energy move during sex/orgasm … then yoga women are the girls for you! Om.
